You'll soon drip precious rubies...

Saw it over the weekend and was blown away...um didnt quite nail this caricature though...

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All in good pun - reloaded

A few weeks ago I had entered this pun/joke writing contest with the theme being "Quirky clothing" and the following were my entries. And I won that contest ! heh !...

Click here to see the results...
My winning entry was "School principals love suspenders."

My other entries were:
Rock and roll fans love blue suede shoes
School principals love suspenders
All families love ties
Pet lovers love tailcoats
Alcoholics love cocktail dresses
Strippers love their birthday suits
Archers love bow-ties
Geneticists love Jeans
Lazy people love loafers
Jockeys love, well..jockeys
Karate fighters love black belts
Pirates love Long Johns
Coffee drinkers dont like T- shirts
Cyclists love pedal pushers
Policemen dont like hoods
Twins love doublets
Border security police dont like breeches
Gardeners love hose
Slowpokes love turtleneck sweaters
Idiots love Jerkins
Campanologists love Bell Bottoms
Misers love petticoats
Fat people dont like ponchos (paunch-os)
Traffic cops like Halter Tops
Printers love ribbons
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The new contest is on and it closes today..the theme is filling traditional jobs with non-traditional people...
Click here to see the contest...

The following are my entries:
1.Anesthesiologist : Hire a high school principal.His speeches will save the hospital money
2.Actor: Hire a lawyer..they find it easy to make lies look believable.
3.Astronaut: Hire a hippie...they are spaced out
4.Astronomer: hire the paparazzi/gossip journalists...they know all about the stars
5.Psychiatrists: Hire a bartender..people have no problems opening up to them
6.Baker: Hire a gymnast...they make good rolls
7.Gas station attendant: Hire a bodybuilder..they are good at pumping it up
8.Accountant: Hire a chef..he can cook the books well
9.Cobbler: Hire evangelists....they can mend broken soles(souls)
10.Friends...befriend a chiropractor.They wont mind if you turn your back on them
11.Software/product testers:Hire an exterminator..they are good at finding and killing bugs
12.Ventriloquists: Hire politicians...they lie through their teeth
13.Detectives: Hire grave diggers..they are good at digging through the dirt
14.Diplomats: Hire a mime...they will never say anything that could lead to trouble
15.Barber: Hire a censor...they are good with their scissors/snipping things
16.Electrician: Hire a newsreader...they are good with current affairs
17.Stripper: Hire nudists..they'd only be too willing
18.Geometer: Hire a guitarist..he knows his chords
19.Receptionists make good lobbyists
20.Author: Hire a chef...they can cook up a good story
21.Butcher: Hire a martial artist...their chops are good
22.Musician: Hire a cartoonist..they make good toons(tunes)
23.Forest Ranger: Hire a gigolo...they know all about wild life
24.Pianist: : Hire a Key maker..they know all the right keys
25.Trumpeter: Hire a publicist...they are good at blowing their own horns
26.Sniper: Hire politicians...they have a hidden agenda
27.Violinist: Hire an archer..they are good with their bow
28.Architects: Hire a writer..they like to build up on a plot
29.Courier: Hire a gynecologist..they are good at making deliveries
30.Bookkeeper: Hire a librarian....they maintain books well
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Will update this if I win again !

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